Crow (to the tune of 2001: Space Odessey): "Da-da-da-da-LAME! Bahm-bahm, lame-lame..."

Tom: "Graphics by Kenner."

Jansen: "Don't blame yourself, son." Crow: "It's not your fault you're a chunkhead."

Mike gives Kalgan an amused pat during a passionate dialogue.

Kalgan: "Excellent. They no longer have a choice!" (laughs) Mike joins in laughing. "God, you look good. Mmm."

Tom (as Kalgan): "Come on, skull! Pop out of my skin!"

MacPhearson: "Gentlemen, it seems we are not all in agreement." Mike: "I disagree!"

Crow: "I like playing with the knobs."

Mike: "Whattya got for me, Rick Astley?"

Kalgan: "Soften him up." Tom: "So Lance Kerwin is their thug." Kalgan's Bodyguard begins punching. Crow: "What are you doing?! By soften, I meant moisturize him!"