What is The Final Sacrifice?

Besides a lot of shots of Rowesdower's ass, The Final Sacrifice (also called Quest for the Lost City) is a story about a boy named Troy McGregor, who discovers a mysterious map while rummaging through his deceased father's things. Coincidentally enough, the exact same day he discovers this hidden-for-years treasure, a group of cult members in tank tops and ski masks tear their way into his house in search of it. Troy runs for his life and leaps into a random pick-up, which happens to belong to our hero, Zap Rowesdower (yes, you read that correctly: Zap Rowesdower), whose thick accent gives away where this movie was filmed: Canada (that's no complaint - I'm from northern Minnesota - God knows I probably sound just like him). Through their adventures and the help of a grizzled, sandpaper-voiced mountain man named Pipper, they come to learn that the map is the key to discovering the lost idol of an ancient cult called the Ziox, currently being led by the evil Satoris. It's up to Troy and Rowesdower (his name must be mentioned about 400 times in this movie, thanks to Troy and our friends in the front row) to find the idol before Satoris does.

Sounds like good fodder for an MST3k episode, doesn't it? I thought so; it's one of my favorites! Check out the info I have below.

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