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A Shermer Christmas Carol
Chapter Sixty One
By Chris Fulmer
Ferris took a much-needed drink of water. He'd just gone through five
songs in the last ten minutes and needed a serious breather. He was
actually hoping Rooney was somehow present to hear it, to see how little his
nose-rubbing had worked.
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of six more people entering
the gym for the first time that evening. He smiled; it was time for all the
phone calls he'd made to have their effect.
"Well folks, we're going to skip out of order here for a moment and take
this opportunity to announce the king and queen of this year's dance," he
told the kids, who applauded with excitement, "Cameron, the envelopes
please."
Cameron handed it to him. "Are you sure we should be doing this?" he
whispered.
"It's for a good cause, Cameron, and I always like to assist with good
causes," Ferris whispered back. He waved the Kicker on drums for a roll.
"And this year's dance king isssssss ......." he said dramatically as he
pulled the card out of the envelope, "Brian Johnson!"
There was a brief moment of surprise in the gym, but this quickly gave way
to loud applause. Confused, Brian approached the stage. "Wait a minute,
there's got a to be a mistake here, Ferris," he told the unofficial MC, "I'm
not one of the finalists. And you know that!"
"Do I? Hmm, that's a tough one," Ferris said as the applause died down,
"Well Mr. Johnson, it seems I and the rest of the selection committee
received calls this afternoon once power was back up from the finalists, who
told us that in light of recent circumstances, they'd be more than willing
to relinquish their positions to you, so with them no longer in the running,
that means you're our winner for tonight, so come on up here and receive
your prize."
"What are you doing here, Ferris?" Brian demanded as the student body
pushed him enthusiastically up on stage, "You've got to have some sort of
ulterior motive for this!"
"Well, since you put it that way, as a matter of fact I do," Ferris told
him, "Seeing how far down you've been all this week emotionally, I think
this would be a great way of telling you, on behalf of all of us here at
Shermer High, how much we've appreciated knowing you all these years.
Indeed I myself can remember fondly in eighth grade us working together on
that pyramid construction project, and how you kept screaming at me that
you'd report me to Mr. Rooney if I kept cheating the angles on the
computer."
"Well you were cheating and I don't approve of that," Brian told him.
"But it was the most fun I've had on a school project, and that really
meant a lot to me," Ferris said, "And I'm sure many of the people out here
tonight would tell you the same thing if they could. Who wants to tell
Brian here how much he means to them, raise your hand now."
Brian didn't really expect too much from this, but he was blown away to see
just about everyone in the gym raise their hands very eagerly. "In that
case, please form a line up here so you can tell him to his face," Ferris
instructed them.
What formed was admittedly less of a line than a large clumping. "One at a
time, one at a time," Ferris told them all, "You there, I don't know your
name, you can go first."
"Hey, you remember me, Brian?" asked the first person.
"Yeah, you were on the Oak Park team; it's Jeffrey, right?"
"Yep, and I want you to know that even though we walked out with first
place, you and your team were the real winners, I'm willing to say," Jeffrey
told him, "And you were far and away the best person there on any team, so
there's no need for you to be so hard on yourself with it. So therefore, I
think you deserve this," he handed Brian his individual first place trophy.
Brian stared at it blankly for a moment. "I--I can't take this," he said,
"I don't really deserve...."
"Come on Brian, of course you deserve it, "Wyatt spoke up, "You didn't let
us down at all. If it hadn't been for all those questions you got right in
the first round, in fact, we'd never even have been as close as we were."
"He's right," Jeffrey said, "I was watching. Even with a second place
finish here, I'd so you're going to go places that most of the people in
this building tonight could even dream about."
There was an unprecedented burst of applause form the crowd. Brian felt
genuinely touched. He took hold of the trophy and shook Jeffrey's hand.
"Thanks," he said softly, "You're very kind."
"Yes, he is, isn't he?" Ferris said, "Who's next?"
The next person turned out to be Aaron. "I'd just to say thanks for
getting me through all those years whenever we studied together," he told
the brain, "I don't think I'd have done even half as well as I have without
you."
"I know," Brian told him with a smile. Up came Matt. 'My mom loved the
present I got her, and I have you to thank for it," he said to his friend,
"I'm more honored to be your friend than anything else in the world, you
know. I just wish I'd told you earlier, so you wouldn't have tried to end
it. I'd've never have survived without you in my life, and I mean that
seriously."
"I kind of have an idea," Brian was glad the tombstone of Matt he'd seen
last night would never materialize, "And I'm honored to be your friend too."
And then Lori stepped up to the mike. "Brian, I know you've been jealous
of me for years, but I want you to know that I wouldn't even be at the top
of the class without you," she told him, "You inspired me to work hard at my
classes when I came here in second grade; before that I could have cared
less about the classroom. Then I saw how well you did and how much the
teachers commended you for all the hard work, and I wanted be like that, so
I put every ounce of effort into being like you. And I still want to be
just like you--in the classroom and elsewhere."
"Thank you," Brian told her, now realizing why she'd been a loser in his
nightmare the previous night. More and more people filed up to pay him
their respects, mostly with similar comments about how he'd helped them pass
a certain exam or class. He found himself crying again--but this time the
tears were ones of joy. He'd never thought that the whole student body
would so selflessly rally around and support him as they were now.
Especially considering how heavily divided into social groups the student
body usually was at Shermer High. Had he known this before he'd tried to
commit suicide, he'd never had attempted it in the first place. Once the
final tribute had been paid (and it took a good fifteen minutes to get
through everyone), and he'd let Cameron crown and robe him as dance king, he
took hold of the microphone. "I'd like you all to know," he told them
through his happy tears, "that I'll be eternally grateful to all of you for
the love, kindness, respect, and support you've given to me tonight. As a
dear friend of mine told me recently, it's the little things that matter the
most, and all your little things have combined to make me feel happier than
I probably ever will again. Thank you, all of you."
The applause they all gave him was louder than any he'd ever heard before.
Combined with the loud chanting of him name from the back of the gym, it put
him all the way up on Cloud 10. "Yes, your Majesty, you've got the trophy,
you've got the respect, you've got the praise, but that's not all, King
Johnson," Ferris told him, "As an extra special gift from us to you, tonight
we're giving you the power to choose who you want as your queen, so if
you've had your eyes on some special chick for some time, now's the time to
tell her how much she means to you. Who wants to be queen tonight, raise
your hand."
Again Brian was amazed and delighted to see a ton of hands go up. They
included some of the most popular girls from the school's in crowd--girls he
admittedly had thought of maybe asking out at one point or another, but
would never have even remotely thought that they'd be as interested in him
as they seemed now. But he knew there was only one real choice he could
make for queen. He turned toward the foot of the stage where the rest of
the "Club" was still standing and waved Chandra, who looked positively
stunning in a rich purple dress with light blue trim that she'd told him had
once been her mother's, up on stage. The look of ecstasy at being chosen
for once in her life made her face glow like a Christmas tree. The rest of
the student body didn't take her selection as well; a load of, "WHATs!?"
swept through the gym, accompanied by a few angry uproars. "Sorry folks,
the king's word is final," Ferris told the naysayers, "Sloane, would you
please give Miss Oaks her crown?"
"You didn't have to do this for me," Chandra told Brian through her own
tears of joy as Sloane crowned her.
"You deserve it," Brian told her. "I'd like to say something here," he
told the student body, 'It's come to my attention that a lot of you haven't
been treating Chandra all that well. Let me just say that's unacceptable
from where I'm standing, and from here on anyone who wants to pick on or
make fun of her is going to answer to my good friend John Bender."
A large roar of protest came from the crowd. "No, no, no!!!" Bender yelled
up, his voice drowned out by the hissing, "I am not going to be her
bodyguard!!"
Brian covered the microphone. "What am I going to have to do to convince
you to go along with it?" he asked the criminal.
"Nothing, you hear me, absolutely nothing!" Bender said firmly.
"So if I were to tell everyone how Kevin made you look like a complete fool
last night, you wouldn't care in the least?"
Bender groaned, cornered. If there was one thing he couldn't afford to
lose, it was his reputation. "It's just till the end of the year," he said
roughly, "After that it's open season on her again!"
"Thank you," Brian told him. "You'll probably also be interested in
knowing,' he continued, to the disbelieving masses, "that she's the only
reason I'm standing here before you now, so you should thank her for that.
She's also a great singer, one of the best I've ever heard. If you don't
believe me, just listen to her."
"Brian, you know how I am with crowds," Chandra whispered to him, "I don't
think I'd be able to last five minutes out here!"
"Just close your eyes and let your heart take over," Brian told her, taking
hold of her hand, "And know that I'm here if you need me, just like you were
there for me when I needed you."
Chandra closed her eyes. The sounds of hissing goaded her on internally to
show that she was more than just an outcast. Slowly, tentatively, the words
came out: "I'm going to make a change for once in my life. It's going to
feel real good, going to make a difference, going to make it riiiight. As I
turned up the collar of my favorite winter coat, change is blowing my mind.
I see kids on the street without enough to eat; who am I to be blind,
pretending not to see them eat."
She stopped for a moment, judging how well she was being taken in. Silence
in the gym told her that at least the hecklers were now at bay. With more
confidence, she opened her eyes and continued, "A willow deeply scarred,
somebody's broken heart, and one man's soul, they follow each other on the
wind you know, 'cause they've got nowhere to go, that's why I want you to
know....."
Again she paused. Somehow she just couldn't go ahead with the refrain.
True to his word, Brian picked up for her. "I'm starting with the man in
the mirror," he sang out, "I'm asking him to change his ways." Chandra
joined in with him, feeling comfortable with him singing with her. "And no
message could have been any clearer," they crooned, 'If you want to make the
world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make a change."
"Isn't this lovely?" Ferris asked the audience, looking quite pleased
himself at what he was hearing, "Best I've heard in a while." He turned to
the Kickers. "Boys, kick it up a few notches; this deserves the full
treatment."
"She's really showing them a thing or two about how she's not how the think
of her," Allison commented at the foot of the stage, taking note of the
audience's increasingly positive reactions to Chandra's singing abilities,
"Kind of like we all were with each other earlier in the year."
"Yeah, I kind of think she chose 'Man in the Mirror' deliberately to make a
point at them that they need to think a bit," Andrew added. He turned to
Claire, who was breaking into a small smile at the rhythm. "So, are you
willing to admit she did you good back at the church, Claire?" he inquired.
"I suppose so," Claire said, forcing a larger smile, "I still don't like
her, but I am grateful to her for giving me an outlet. I feel al to better
now that the Father heard me all out. Actually, now that I think about it,
I guess the church isn't so bad after all. As much as I hate to say it...."
"Then don't," Bender quipped. Claire looked him down sternly. 'As much as
I hate to say it, I feel like I want to repay her for it somehow," she
continued, "Without giving her the wrong idea that I do actually like her,
that is."
"I think we could all repay her," Allison said, "And I have just the idea
how." She walked up on stage and waved the others after her. "You've got
to be kidding!" Bender muttered, but he shrugged and joined the other three
in backing up Chandra and Brian, fitting at the point in the song where
Jackson's backup singers joined him. The two of them smiled at the
participation of the others and poured even more of their hearts into it.
The crowds got a little more into it now, particularly when Ferris somehow,
perhaps magically, set off impressive pyrotechnics on stage. This startled
the singers a bit, but they continued going as the song reached its
crescendo. In his office, Rooney rolled his eyes. "Fitting," he muttered,
"Ferris WOULD be into the pointless babbling of a depraved lunatic....."
As the song came to a literally explosive end (with fortunately nobody
getting burned), the applause was again somewhat scattered and with only
moderate cheering. For Chandra, however, it was heaven on earth, to have at
least won over a small number of people. "Thank you," she told the crowd
through her own tears of joy, "You're a great audience, thank you for
letting me sing. I've always wanted to do this."
"You still suck!!" shouted one person in the back. "Oh shut up, she's
really great!!" someone else told the first person off.
"People, we're not here to fight the evening away," Ferris told everyone,
"I think we're in the presence of a natural here. My dear Miss Oaks, if you
ever need someone to vouch for you, just let me be that person to reference
you."
"Thank you Ferris," Chandra said, shaking his hand.
"That's what I'm here for," Ferris told her, "If you're up to singing more
later on, you're more than free to. Let's all give it up one more time for
tonight's kind and queen!"
The applause was rather loud again. "And since we're in the middle of what
now seems to be karaoke night with a cross-section of all of us here,"
Ferris continued, eyeing the Club over, "why don't we continue with another
favorite of mine? I think it's one we can all relate to. But first I've
got to ask just one more question: CAN YOU FEEL ST. ELMO'S FIRE!!!!????"
The student body roared in delight as the Kickers cranked up John Parr's
adolescent anthem. "Mr. Bender, give me a beat with the first verse here,"
Ferris said, putting his arm around Bender's shoulder. Bender glared at him
but more than willingly joined in with him in singing the song: "Growing
up, you don't see the writing on the wall. Passing by, moving straight
ahead you knew it all....."
"Hey your highness," it was Jeffrey from Oak Park again, "Are you ready for
even more good news?"
"I guess so," Brian was by now getting used to it, "What?"
"Well, do you remember my teammate Melissa?"
"Of course," it would have been very hard from Brian to forget her. She
was definitely one of the prettiest girls he'd seen in recent memory, and
he'd noticed her looking over toward the Shermer table a lot during the
title match, "What about her?"
"She told me to tell you that she's been worried about you," Jeffrey told
him, "In fact, you seem to be the only thing she talks about anymore. I
guess you could say you've really helped her too. She's been really nervous
and scared the last few months because she's the only person in our class
going to Northwestern next year, and the thought of being alone really got
her. But since Wednesday night when she saw you were going there as well on
the program, she's been a lot happier about it."
"Well you can tell her I said thanks," Brian said, glad to have made an
impact on someone as attractive as her.
"You can tell her that in person," Jeffrey said, "She also told me to tell
you that she'd like to hook up with you some time over the break. Here's
her number," he handed Brian a piece of paper, "Call her when you get the
chance. You know, I could very well be mistaken, but I think she has some
deep feelings for you."
Brian couldn't contain his delight over this news. "Well I'd be glad to,
because if there's anyone I'd love for it to be real with, she's one of
those people," he said.
"Yep, she really is," Jeffrey admitted. He checked his watch. "Well, I'd
better get going, so once again, happy holidays."
"Same to you," Brian thanked him as he walked away.
"All in all, not bad for a guy with no friends whom no girl could ever
love," Chandra told him with a big smile.
"Yeah, I really underestimated myself there," Brian admitted, "And I have
you to thank for allowing me to be able to enjoy it all. For that you can
be sure that I'll always be grateful to you for it."
"And I'll always be grateful for you sticking by me when I needed someone
too," Chandra told him, "Thanks for helping me out there when I needed it.
Thanks to you I'm happier than I've ever been in my life."
"Well friends always help friends, and you're one if there ever is one,"
Brian gave her a very affectionate patting on the shoulder. They joined in
with Ferris and the others with the refrain: "I can climb the highest
mountain, cross the widest sea, I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burning in me.
Burning in me...."
Carl threw a few more pieces of coal in the school furnace. Not that it
would be needing it much longer. He ruefully took note of the fact that
ceiling behind the furnace was now a sea of dynamite. He turned around at
the sound of footsteps and gasped in surprise to see Buck and Chanice
standing behind him. "Oh, Buck, didn't see you there," he said, breathing a
sigh of relief.
"Carl, what's going on here?" Buck said softly.
"What are you talking about," Carl said, playing ignorant.
"There's army guys talking about this building in a very un-positive way,
and since you're the only friend I've got in this building, I was figuring
that you'd be willing to tell me."
"Uh, sorry Buck I don't know anything," Carl said quickly.
"Oh I think you do," Buck advanced toward him, "Human lives may well be at
stake here, Carl; if you hold out on me, that would make you somewhat
responsible for whatever happens."
"Look Buck, I can't say anything; they've threatened to kill my wife if I
squeal!" Carl pleaded, "So please, just let it go for me, OK?"
"Say Chanice, do you see some plaque there on Carl's teeth?" Buck asked
her.
"Yep, big as a grass stain," Chanice said with a wry smile.
"Wha.....What are you talking about?" Carl gulped.
"Yeah, I see it, right up front there on the canines," Buck pulled out his
drill and turned it on, "You know Carl, I'm an amateur dentist, and I think
I can fix it up for you here. Of course, I'll probably overdo it, but
that's all just part of the job, I guess."
He held the drill close to Carl's face. Carl cracked under the pressure.
"All right, all right, Rooney's hired the army nuts you mentioned to kill
all the kids tonight!" he blurted out, "They'll come in shooting in about
ten minutes, then they'll blow the school at midnight, once the head
general's paid."
"And what's this head general's name?" Buck inquired.
"I can't tell you or any....."
"Maybe I should get your tartar too while I'm here," Buck turned the drill
back on.
"All right, he's General Blum, happy!" Carl muttered.
A horrible look crossed Buck's face. "Why'd it have to be him!?" he
groaned, putting a hand to his face. He recollected himself and told the
janitor, "OK Carl, if I were you, I'd pack up, get your wife, get out of
town, and wait until this blows over.....if it ever blows over."
"Right," Carl picked up his coat and scrambled for the door. Buck sat down
on a trunk looking very miserable. "Who's General Blum, Buck?" Chanice
asked him.
"Chanice, remember how I told you I served in Vietnam but refused to give
you the details? "Buck asked her, "Well, now I'm giving them to you. I
served along the northern Ho Chi Mihn Trail area. And my commanding officer
just happened to be a hotshot young colonel named David Blum. He was about
as psycho as they come. From what I here his family back in Indiana was
heavy into the Klan and stuff like that. But anyway, we'd go up and down
the valleys looking for fights, and every time we'd have a skirmish, Colonel
Blum would have us all shoot the prisoners without even giving them any
civil rights. Half of them were clearly innocent civilians, but that meant
nothing to him, although it meant the world to me. In the six months I was
under his command, we did things so horrific that I can't even describe them
to you here and now. It really turned off the big enthusiasm I'd had about
joining the army in a big way."
He grew very misty-eyed. "And then this one day," he continued, "We raided
this village he suspected of being a Viet Cong haven. We didn't find
anything to back that up, nothing at all, but after he had the villagers
brutally interrogated, he locked them all in the main hut. Then he lit a
torch, handed it to me, and said, 'Private Russell, burn it to the ground.'
Well after everything I'd unwillingly participated in with him before, I
could in no way bring myself to do something so hideous as that, so I threw
the torch to the ground, stamped it out, and told him off in a big way. The
next thing I knew, our second in command, Chuck Champlin, hit me in the back
of the head with his rifle and kicked me to the ground. He and Blum went to
West Point together, they were together so long I started thinking they were
the perfect gay couple, but anyway, Blum ordered Champlin to shoot me there
on the spot for insubordination, and he would have had Roger not jumped in
his face and shown him his Colt .45. Champlin backed off and let me live."
"So then what happened? "Chanice asked, her face clouded in shock and
horror.
"That's the worst part," Buck groaned sadly, "If I'd been a man, I would
have ordered all of them to throw down their weapons and leave the people
alone, but being young and scared like we were, Roger and me ran. We ran
into the jungle away from it all. And as we were running, I heard Colonel
Blum yell, 'If you want anything done right you have to do it yourself!'
And it wasn't very long before Roger and I heard the sounds of.....and the
smell of smoke......."
He choked up with tears at the dreadfully unpleasant memories. Chanice was
aghast. "Now normally I don't think of people as subhumans, but this Blum
guy sure takes the cake for that in my book!" she said roughly, "So what did
you do when you got back to base?"
"That's the second biggest tragedy of the whole affair," Buck told her, "He
called ahead after he'd finished torching the village and told Central
Command that WE'D done it against HIS orders, so when we got back we walked
straight into the arms of the MPs. He was always great at covering his
tracks, especially since he had a ton of friends in high places. In a
nutshell we were court-marshaled and dishonorably discharged, and my parents
disowned me when they got the news. They wanted to do it for years, and
this gave them the excuse they needed. Only Bob believed me; he spent five
years trying to clear my name before he gave it up as useless. I spent the
next several years wandering the country in a drunken stupor and didn't come
to again until I met you, Chanice."
"And now he's here tonight in Shermer, ready to kill innocent people
again," Chanice realized, "Why didn't you tell me any of this earlier,
Buck?"
"I was afraid you'd be mad over it and turn me out, and you mean too much
to me to have risked that," Buck told her, "I don't think I'd've been able
to take another disowning."
"Well, the important thing now is to call the cops," Chanice said, "So
let's go to the phones and stop him before he starts up again."
"You've got it," Buck didn't need any urging. The two of them dashed down
the hall to the pay phones. Buck inserted a quarter and dialed 9-1-1.
"Hello, police, I'd like to...." he started to say.
"Put the phone down, Russell," came Rooney's voice behind him. Buck felt
what was unmistakably a gun against his skull. "Yes sir, you were saying?"
the police operator asked him.
"I'd like to, uh, tell you a joke," Buck said weakly, "Uh, what's the
difference between a moose and an ant? A moose has antlers, but an ant
seldom has mooslers! Ha, ha, ha, pretty good, isn't it?"
He reluctantly hung up the phone. "Good, now turn around," Rooney ordered
him. Buck turned to find himself staring down both barrels of a double
barreled shotgun. "Ed, why in God's name are you doing this!?" he asked
him.
"Because Ferris Bueller has pushed me too far this time, Russell," Rooney
informed him, "I'm giving him what he justly deserves."
"Ed, David Blum is a bigger terrorist than bin Laden!" Buck pleaded with
him, "And he's got no code for comrades either; he'll kill you the first
chance he gets!"
"As long as he delivers me Ferris dead on a platter, I'll be able to die
happily!" Rooney snapped, "Now up against the wall."
"You can't go through with this Ed," Buck protested as he and Chanice
complied with the principal's instructions, "When the school board finds out
about this.......!!"
"What the school board doesn't know won't hurt them," Vernon came into
sight brandishing a hunting rifle with telescopic sight, "I'll make sure of
that."
"Should have figured you'd be covering Ed's rear here, Richard," Buck
muttered, "No matter, because my niece and nephew are calling the cops on
Chanice's cell right now. I gave them instructions that if we didn't call
them by five minutes ago, they were to give......"
"Don't be so sure about that, chumpo," Harry and Marv tossed Miles and
Maizy up against their uncle. "They ain't callin' nobody," the short crook
informed his superiors, "We made sure they couldn't."
"Sorry, UB, they tore the door off the car," Miles told his uncle ruefully.
"For once, good work you two," Rooney commended them. "Well now," he told
Chanice and the Russells, "All that remains is to take care of you four.
Who wants to go first?"
"Uh, before we answer that, Ed, let me ask you something; what are those
strange markings on your neck?" Buck asked him. He used Rooney's momentary
confusion to knock the principle down and knock his gun away. "Miles,
Maizy, get out of here and call the cops!" he told them as Chanice flattened
Vernon with a backhand, "Your Aunt Chanice and I'll warn the kids!"
Marv grabbed Maizy by the hand before she could take off. "I don't think
you're goin' anywhere," he told her with a fake sinister edge. Maizy sank
her teeth into his hand. Marv yowled in pain and released her. "Nice
goin', tough guy!" Harry chided him, "Come on let's get 'em!"
Both barrels of Rooney's shotgun just missed Buck's head as he and Chanice
charged down the hall. "Boy, I'd hate to see what he'd do to Ferris next if
this fails," the counselor moaned. The two of them turned the corner and
listened as the gun clicked on empty chambers and Rooney cursed. Buck stuck
his head back around the bend. "Well Ed, looks like you didn't bring enough
ammo," he said mockingly.
"Guess not, "Rooney said, tossing the shotgun aside, "But I did bring more
guns!"
He produced a sawed-off rifle from under his tuxedo and took aim at Buck.
Buck pulled his head back just in time. "Yep, he's definitely serious about
this!" he commented.
"So are we going to the gym and warn them or not?" Chanice posed to him.
"Can't go out the front door, UB," Miles told him as he and Maizy ran up,
"The army guys are blocking it."
"Damn they're punctual!" Buck groaned, "Let's bar off the gym and call the
cops there."
The four of them ran as hard as they could for the gym. Gunshots came
close to hitting them numerous times, but they managed to make it without
being hit. Once inside, Buck picked up a metal stand next to the door and
slid it through the handles, effectively blocking it. "Get the other side,
Chanice," he told his fiancée, who nodded and dragged one to the door on the
other side of the gym. The handle was rattled roughly. "Open this door now
Russell!" Vernon demanded to him.
"You want it open, Richard? Come and break it open!" Buck snorted to him.
He pushed the nearby snack table up against the door, further blocking it.
"I sure hope nobody has to go the bathroom in the next half hour," he mused.
"Here's the cops," Chanice handed him her cell phone. "Hello police," Buck
told the dispatcher, "I'd like to report a..."
"Oh it's you again sir," the dispatcher said smugly, "Let me clue you in
on something; we take great pride in serving this community and can't waste
time on prank phone calls and practical jokes."
"Look you don't understand," Buck protested, "There's going to be a
shooting at the high...."
"Sir, it's Christmas Eve, why don't you go waste someone else's time and
let us honest cops make our living," the dispatcher told him, "This line is
for emergencies only."
"He won't listen," Buck told Chanice, who grabbed the phone off him.
"Listen to me!" she snapped, "This is Chanice Kobalowski, and I'm.....!"
"Oh, the tire lady? Well your warranties should be extended another year,
because the tires you sold me went flat after....."
"Shut up!" Chanice barked, "There are several hundred heavily armed army
psychos about to create a hostage situation at Shermer High as I'm speaking,
so unless you want fifteen hundred angry parents blaming you for the next
Columbine, you'd better get your ass over here right now!!"
"Nicely handled, Chanice," Buck commended her as she hung up, "There's no
way they'll be able to ignore that."
The sound of a chainsaw being revved up outside the gym caused him to
shudder. He watched it penetrate the door behind them, its buzzing largely
drowned out to the students by the loud music. "And I sure hope they get
here fast!" he prayed out loud.
On to Chapter 62
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