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A Shermer Christmas Carol
Chapter Forty Six
By Chris Fulmer
There was a hard knocking on Duckie's apartment door. He frowned at the
thought of someone coming by in weather this inclement. "Who is it?" he
called out.
"It's Andie; please open up," was the response. He could tell she was very
upset, perhaps more so than he'd ever known her to be. He immediately
rushed to open the door. "What's wrong?" he asked, "How'd you get here in
this storm?"
"I didn't know where else to go," Andie was practically breaking apart at
the seams, "Blaine just let his parents tear me apart! I've never been so
embarrassed in my life! I didn't know where else to turn to!"
"Well come on in," Duckie said, waving her inside, "Since you obviously
can't go out on the main roads, I guess you could shack up here for the
night if you'd like."
"Thanks, Duckie,' Andie said, her eyes welled with gratitude, "At least
you're the one sure thing I can bet on this holiday season."
"Why don't you just go lie down, I've got to make a phone call," Duckie
told her. Having done a quick assessment of the situation, he knew there
was only one person he could call. Had what had just happened occurred a
year ago, he would have been in heaven right now, given that he'd once had
intense feelings for Andie. But over that time, he'd since come to know
Blaine personally, and had come to accept him as the right man for his
friend. And he wasn't about to let this perfect union go downhill just
because of parental bias. His gift for Andie looked like it would be a good
one after all.....
He dialed Ferris's number as fast as he could. It took a little longer for
Ferris to answer. "Happy holidays, you've reached the Bueller residence, is
this an emergency, because we're in the middle of our first annual Fourth of
July in December celebration," he said.
"Ferris, I kind of have a situation with Blaine and Andie," Duckie told
him, "His parents insulted her, and they're on the rocks, and I was
wondering..."
"Say no more," Ferris said, "I'll have the situation under control by
tomorrow morning. Do you have contact with either one of them right now."
"Yeah, Andie's with me as we speak."
"Take care of here on that end, and I'll take care of her on this one,"
Ferris said, "Peace out, Duckman."
"Right," Duckie hung up. He strode into the bedroom, where Andie sat
hunched over one his bed, looking miserable. "This was supposed to be a
beautiful holiday," she told him ruefully, "I was going to help the poor and
enjoy a warm holiday dinner with a boy I thought was deeply in love with me.
Where the hell did everything go wrong!?"
"Hey, it's not your fault," Duckie told her, sitting down next to her,
"Things happen, and you can't always change it. I know, because if I had
control of it, you'd have been married to me since eighth grade and we'd be
living it up in the Riviera. But I have a strong feeling that things will
be looking up for all of us before the season's out."
"Well, here's to hoping," Andie said gloomily, lying back down, "but it's
going to take a strong miracle for that to happen."
"Folks," Ferris announced to everyone around him, "We have a vitally
important errand to fulfill. The fate of the relationship between two
people who love each other very much hangs in the balance. If we leave now,
we should be able to have it all wrapped up by midnight."
"I'm not going out into that, Ferris!" Cameron pointed to the blizzard out
the window.
"Miss MacIntosh," Ferris told Lisa, ignoring Cameron's protest, "Do you
think you could create a vision of things to come--potentially that is--with
that amazing magic of yours?"
"Well, I've never tried anything like that before, but I suppose anything's
possible," Lisa told him with a smile at the thought of a real challenge.
"Well then let's get saddled up," Ferris said, "Because we've got to be
Christmas ghosts."
"I wonder how much longer he can keep going?" Clark asked.
"Well, you know Neal; when he gets the rage all pent up, he can go on for
hours on end," Del pointed out. Indeed, Neal had been venting his
frustration at the rear of the truck for close to a half hour now, kicking
the rear bumper repeatedly and screaming every curse in the English language
at the top of his lungs. In one fit of rage, he'd actually broken a branch
off a nearby tree and beaten the guard rail with it until it had a
noticeable dent.
"I hope this storm winds down soon," Clark commented, looking up at the
mountains of snow still coming down, "Then maybe we'll be able to hail down
another cab and......"
"Forget it!" Neal abruptly yelled at him, storming over, "I'm through with
you! From now on Del and I go it alone!"
"Now wait just a minute here, Neal! Don't you blame any of this on me!"
Clark bellowed, "It's not my fault he was all out of gas!"
"Well ten thousand trucks in America and you just had to pick one that was
out of gas!!" Neal screamed on, "I swear, you are absolutely impossible!
Traveling with you is the perfect recipe for getting killed! You could take
over for Jack Kervorkian in helping people commit suicide; all they have to
do is go cross country with you and they'd willingly blow their brains out!"
"So it's my fault that you're being chased by psychos? Very professional
thinking there Neal! I can't stand you either if that's any consolation!"
"Guys, guys, there's no need for this!" Del tried to protest.
"Stay out of this, Del!" Neal shouted at him. He turned back to Clark. "I
could have been home by now if you hadn't crashed and destroyed every single
car we'd gotten on this trip!" he yelled on, "My family's worried sick about
me, and....!!!!"
"Don't you think my family cares about me too!?" Clark screamed, "You're
not the only one who wants to kill to get home!"
"Yeah, well my family cares about me; Ellen's fed up with you, in case you
haven't noticed!" Neal lambasted him. "You've ticked her off so much she'd
leave for another man at the next screw-up you make, and quite frankly, I
wouldn't blame her!"
"Well at least I'm there to screw up in front of them, Neal; you stay up in
your ivory towers in the Big Apple and ignore them like there's no
tomorrow!" Clark shot back, "Who's the better parent now, ha!?"
This totally set Neal off. He grabbed Clark roughly by the coat collar.
"And who do you, the biggest idiot in Illinois, to tell me that I'm wrong!"
he snarled. "Just because I'm not there doesn't mean I don't care for them!
I'd love to be there with them, and from now on I'm going to be there with
them, but the rest of the trip will be without you at my side, because I'm
going to come home alive and in one piece!" "Good, because I'm not
spending another minute with you!" Clark turned his back to Neal. Neal
didn't care in the least. "Come on, Del, we're leaving," he said, taking
the big man's hand.
"I can't just leave him, Neal," Del said.
"Del, you have absolutely no obligation to Captain Moron here, so come on,"
Neal tried dragging him up the road. Del held firm. "Wrong; I do have a
moral one," he said.
"Del, let me set something straight, the world is not the goody-two shoes
place you think it is!" Neal shouted in his face, "You have to get vicious
sometimes, you know, and this is one of those times!"
"No, I'm afraid you're wrong there, Neal; the world.." Del started to say.
"And while I'm on the subject of how hopelessly nice you are to people who
don't deserve it," Neal continued, "let me bring out your poor excuse for a
stepson. John Bender's better off in a maximum security prison. The nicest
thing he could ever say to another person is, 'Hi, hungry? Here's a knuckle
sandwich!' But do you even notice? No! You act like Jim Anderson and try
to take him under your wings and teach him your Ozzie and Harriet bit! Give
it up for the love of God, because you'll never get through to him even if
God in Heaven came to help! Until you learn to show some people toughness,
you'll never be able to get to the real world, Del!"
Del looked defensive now. "I can see you've still got the elitist bit on
your shoulder, Neal," he said, "And I'm still going to keep trying to get
through to John, whether you like it or not. And I think you're being
rather cruel to Clark here."
"Are you coming with me, Del, or staying with Captain Stupid?" Neal jerked
a harsh finger a Clark, "You can't have it both ways, so make up your mind
now!"
"Well if you have to put it that way Neal, I choose Clark," Del put his
hand on Clark's shoulder.
"Fine!" Neal growled, "Who needs you anyway!? You still shoot your mouth
off half the time anyway! I'm going on by myself, and don't either of you
follow me!" He started to storm off.
"You know what else Neal?" Clark called after him.
"What!?" Neal didn't turn back.
"You've got a small woody; so small you can't even do any ball-handling!"
was Clark's parting insult.
"Screw you!" Neal snapped. He disappeared into the storm.
"Well, in about two hours, he'll be just like I was when I came into you
guy's path yesterday," Clark said to Del as they leaned up against the
truck's front bumper.
"That's what worries me," Del said, looking very worried.
"Oh come on, Del, after the way he just told us off, he deserves to be a
block of ice for a few hours!" Clark argued.
"But he's still a good friend, and he'll die if he's out in this mess for
very long," Del said. "Somehow we've got to get him out of there, and
soon."
"Silver and gold, silver and gold," Miles and Maizy sang along with Sam the
Snowman on the TV screen, "means so much more when I see...."
"Silver and gold decorations on every Christmas tree," Buck finished the
verse with a deep fake falsetto. He chuckled at all the others in the
Russell's living room. Even Chanice managed a laugh at this. She'd given
him a couple more kisses on the way back, and Buck had the bright feeling
that their relationship was back on track.
The phone rang. "Don't worry, I'll get it," Buck said, lumbering over to
the phone. "Yeah?" he said into it.
"Buck, it's me," came Bob's voice on the other end, "Cindy and I are stuck
at a rest stop on I-65 about halfway between the Indiana and Illinois
border. They've shut down the interstate, and I don't know how long we'll
be here. You and the kids going to be OK for the night?"
"Oh, I guess we will be," Buck told him, "The question is, will you?"
"Well they do have food available, and heat too--that's most important--so
I guess we'll be fine, but Cindy wanted to make sure than everything was in
order here at the house," Bob told him, "After yesterday, she's taking no
chances."
"Well I guess I could see that," Buck commented. "For the record, tell her
everything's under control here."
"Right, she'll be pleased," Bob said, "Put one of the kids on."
"Gotcha," Buck turned to the kids. "Who wants to talk to your dad?"
"I do," both Miles and Maizy ran for the phone. Buck handed it to Miles
first. "Share it when you're done," he told him. He turned back into the
living room, and for the first time noticed in detail the book Cutter had
brought with him. "Seabiscuit, huh?" he remarked, looking it over, "I don't
read much, but this was a good one."
"Now that's something we both agree with," Cutter told him, "It's almost
fitting how the author's a paraplegic herself, bringing this great story to
life. I hung out a lot at Belmont Park back in New York, and it's....."
"Oh, so you're into that too!?" Buck exclaimed, "Well, maybe I did misjudge
you after all." He then said, "Yeah, I can relate to Seabiscuit a lot, the
down and out guy who nobody gives a chance that rockets his way to the top.
Kinda like me."
"Only you're still a long way from the top," Chanice said, but she was
smiling.
"Well, I still have to use the telescope to see it, but it's getting a bit
clearer," Buck chuckled.
"So I guess this means you and Cutter have buried the hatchet--in the
non-literal way," Tia said.
"Yep, I offer my deepest apologies to him here and now," Buck extended his
hand to Cutter, who shook it without a second thought. "Glad you're willing
to give me a chance now, Mr. Russell," he said.
"Well unlike some people, I'm willing to admit when I erred," Buck said.
"Obviously your dad's another matter--no offense."
"None taken," Cutter said, "I never really warmed up to him anyway. He's
always been distant and cold most of the time, spending all his time at work
and leaving me all by myself. It was only by extreme prodding that he even
got around to take me out for my birthday the other night."
"And now when I look back, I don't even know why I fell for his act,"
Chanice said, sighing, "To think I almost gave up my life's work just to
rekindle an old spark."
"Look at the bright side, Chanice, it wasn't anything I wouldn't do," Buck
told her.
"Will we be doing anything tomorrow, UB?" Miles asked him, having handed
the phone over to Maizy.
"Well first I'll have to shovel us out, Miles, but after I finish off the
last two interviews with the parents I would have done tonight, and if the
roads aren't too bad, maybe we'll go sledding at Crystal Mountain," Buck
told him, referring to the popular ski and sled resort about forty miles to
the northwest of Chicago.
"All right!" Miles pumped his fist--sledding was another passion of his.
"And what if the roads aren't good?" Tia asked him.
"Well, then, I guess we'll just sled off the roof, then," Buck suggested.
"Buck, really!" Chanice raised her eyebrows.
"Well with the way the snow's coming down out there, Chanice, there's be at
least a thirty inch snow bed; nobody'll get hurt falling into that," Buck
argued, "The distance from roof to ground will only be minimal."
"I've got a better idea, Buck," Chanice told him, "After you finish your
conferences, we'll stop by my shop and pick up snow chains. Then we'll be
able to handle any highway."
"Works for me," Buck smiled.
"And also, let me just say that I'm surprised you'd be so willing to
actually take conferences with parents, especially around Christmas,"
Chanice said, sounding very pleased, "You used to never want to work for at
least four days around Christmas. What made you become so interested in a
job you never really liked in the first place?"
"Well Chanice, once I got to see that the kids need help, and that the
regular teachers are too lazy or stuck up to do anything themselves, I guess
I just changed for the better, "Buck admitted.
"Well that's one change I'd have never expected," Chanice said, "I really
like it happening, though."
"So in other words, we all underestimated each other," Tia said, hugging
Cutter closer.
"That we did, Tia, that we did," Buck said, plopping back down in the
reclining chair in the living room. "Well, I see you two are getting along
better now," he said to Cecil and Percy next to the chair, "You guys want
some more beer as a reward?"
On to Chapter 47
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