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A Shermer Christmas Carol
Chapter Thirty Four
By Chris Fulmer
"I'm telling you, that was the worst nightmare I've had in years," Kevin told
the others as they pulled into the next town.
"What was the worst before that?" Danny asked him.
"I think that was one where I came home to find my dad living with another
woman, and Linnie and Jeff had vanished from the house without a trace," Kevin
said. "Now that one gave me a shock not to be.."
"There's the car they took him in!" Kayla pointed to a police car parked in
front of the station of the town they were going through.
"You sure?" Kevin asked, "It went by real fast."
"Yes!"
"Then I guess this is our stop," Kevin climbed up on the truck's rear bumper
and jumped off. His colleagues soon followed. Car horns blared, and they
quickly jumped up and dashed over to the sidewalk. It was once they reached
it that Kevin noticed another train station right next door to the police
station. His brow furled. "Do you suppose this would take us to Chicago?" he
asked the others.
"Who knows, the way our luck's been on this trip so far," Danny shrugged.
"You two stay here and don't talk to strangers; I'll go check it out," Kevin
trotted over to the station. He checked the departure board. As luck would
have it, there was one leaving in about ten minutes. Now the question was
where exactly in Chicago it was going. He galloped to the information desk.
"Pardon me," he asked the man behind it, "Does the next train to Chicago
happen to stop at the station in Shermer?"
"I can check for you, sir," the man punched some information into his
computer, and then said, "Yes, it does. It's the next-to-last stop."
"Thank you. You've been very helpful," Kevin smiled. As he left, he yelled
out the door, "Yeah Mom, it stops in Shermer!" to dispel any thoughts by
others he might be on his own.
"It does!?" Kayla asked him back at the station; apparently she'd heard him.
"Yep," Kevin told her, "and I think I know how we can get tickets. But we've
only got ten minutes, so we'd better get Skylar and get out quick."
"I think I have an idea where he is," Danny pointed upward at one of the
police station's windows. Even from out on the ground, crying could be heard.
"Then let's get him," Kevin said, waving them down into the alley under the
window. No sooner did they disappear than a bus pulled up at a station just
up the street, and Peter and Kate jumped out. "Okay, let's go wait in at the
police station until they let us talk with the kid he was with," Kate said,
making a beeline for police headquarters.
"Hang on, Mrs. McCallister, I've got to go the bathroom first," said the
trainee, looking uncomfortable.
"Hold it, this is more important!" Kate retorted.
"Well I can't hold it!" the trainee protested.
"Then you go and we'll catch up with you!"
"Can't. My orders were to keep my eyes on you at all times." Kate groaned
in frustration. "Oh all right, but let's be quick about it!" she said in
resignation. As they strode toward the train station, she whispered something
in Peter's ear. He looked a bit unsure, but nodded nonetheless.
In the alley, Kevin looked up at the barred window high above them.
"Skylar!" he called up at it. The crying stopped, and Skylar's face appeared
at the window. "Kevin!" he gasped, surprised, "How'd you get here?"
"Never mind that now, we're going to get you out of here," Kevin called up.
"How? The guard has the keys, and you can't possible get near him!" Skylar
protested.
Kayla tapped Kevin on the shoulder. "What?" he asked her. She pointed to an
abandoned crane sitting nearby. It hit Kevin immediately. "Get back from the
window, we're going to break it down," he called up.
Next door at the train station, the trainee was half-bowed over as he
staggered toward the bathroom. "I really should have gone on the bus!" he
moaned as he rushed for the bathroom.
"Don't worry about it, just take your time," Kate said. The moment he
disappeared inside the men's room, however, she nodded to Peter, and the two
of them barricaded the door behind him with a wooden sofa. "Hey, what are you
doing out there!" the trainee yelled from inside.
"Oh nothing," Kate called to him as she and her husband scooted off. "I'm
glad," she confided in him, "I was getting a bit tired of him."
"I can see why," Peter commented. "Come on, let's check out the front desk;
maybe he came in here before we did."
Meanwhile, next door, Kevin jumped into the cab of the crane and started the
engine-luckily the key had been left in the ignition. "Here it comes!" he
yelled out to the others as he pulled a lever. Nothing happened. He tried
three more before he finally pulled the right one that got the arm moving. He
maneuvered it over to where Kayla was standing on Danny's shoulders out by the
barred window. She grabbed it, hooked it around the window, and gave him the
thumbs-up. Kevin pulled the arm backwards, ,and in no time it had ripped the
bars and half the wall off the building. "Yes!" he shouted in delight.
"Jump!" Danny yelled up to Skylar. The former child star looked hesitant at
the dumpster below, but jumped nonetheless. "Garbage!" he yelled once out,
"You had to get me out through garbage!?"
"You're out, aren't you!?" Kevin snorted, climbing out of the crane.
"I guess so," Skylar said to him, looking very apologetic. "Kevin, I'm."
"We can talk about that later; right now we've got a train to catch," Kevin
waved him and the others toward the train station. Loud voices could be heard
coming from inside the police station, and he knew it was time to tango out of
town. The instant he was inside the doors, his parents came running out; had
they looked to their right, they would have seen him. "I hope we won't have
to listen to his whining again if they let him out before we finish all this,"
Kate commented.
"Say what's going on over there?" Peter pointed to about a dozen cops running
into the police station.
"Hopefully nothing related to the kid we're looking for," Kate said, suddenly
worried again. The two of them rushed toward the station. Back inside the
depot, Kevin led his friends into a phone booth and shut the door. "You've
all got to be quiet while I record this, or they'll know it's a hoax," he told
them, pulling out his tape recorder. They nodded. "Are you sure this can
work, Kevin?" Danny asked him.
"It worked at the Plaza," Kevin shrugged. He pressed RECORD. "Good
afternoon, I'm Peter McCallister," he said into the recorder. "I'd like to
order four tickets for the 11:30 train to Chicago stopping in Shermer for my
son and his three friends. Don't worry, they'll pay up front. Thank you and
merry Christmas." He stopped the tape and rewound it. "Okay, what's the
phone number?" he asked Danny, who had been leafing through the phone book.
"693-4956," Danny told him. Kevin dialed the number and made the "Shhh!"
gesture. Once the receptionist picked up and said, "Merry Christmas, how may
I help you?" he pressed down on the tape heads and hit the play button so that
his recording was slowed down and sounded like it was being said by an older
person.
"Certainly sir, we'll make a reservation," the receptionist told him. Kevin
hung up and smiled. "We're in," he told them.
"How are we going to pay for it?" Kayla asked him.
Kevin sighed. "I really, really didn't want to do this, but..." he gestured
toward Skylar. Skylar seemed to know what he was asking and coughed up the
money he'd taken the previous day. "If we can't return this money, than I
guess we shouldn't waste it. Come on, let's pay up and get on board."
They walked over to the front desk, where Kevin flashed a smile to the clerk
and said, "Reservations for McCallister, party of four."
Next door, Peter and Kate ran back out, having been told by the police of
Skylar's escape. "He can't have gone far in only two minutes," Kate said
breathlessly, "You go around the rear of the station, I'll try the front."
"Right," Peter took off around the back. He searched thoroughly through the
police station's rear alley, including inside the dumpster, but there was no
sign of Skylar. He hustled over toward the train station and did a quick
check through of the lines. Nothing there, either. He pushed his way up to
the front desk-to a different clerk. "Excuse me, he asked the man, "Did you
see either of these children come in here?" He flashed the man a photo of
Kevin and Skylar's mugshot. The clerk shook his head.
"Any luck?" Kate asked, running up.
"Nope," Peter shook his head, "Maybe they went straight out onto the platform
and tried to get on board without a ticket."
The platform was fairly empty. Both McCallisters scanned it from left to
right, but didn't see Kevin or his friends. "Well, maybe they didn't think
about the train," Kate suggested, "Maybe they went..."
The whistle of the train on the track blew, and it started to pull out of the
station. It was then that Peter turned around and saw Kevin sitting by the
window in the rearmost passenger car.
"KATE!!" he shouted, pointing, "THERE HE IS!!!!"
Kate spotted her son a second later. "KEVIN!!!" she screamed, and the two of
them took off running after the train screaming, "STOP THE TRAIN!" Unfortunately, the moment Kevin started turning around in his seat, they fell
down into a ditch they'd failed to notice alongside the tracks. Onboard the
train, Kevin looked puzzled. "Did you guys hear anything?"
"Not me," Skylar shrugged.
"Oh well, maybe it's just me," Kevin leaned back and closed his eyes. "Well,
baring any more disasters, in about an hour and ten minutes, we'll be
arriving back home."
Outside, Kate and Peter pulled themselves out of the ditch, all covered in
mud. "That close, and still so far away!!" Kate lamented.
"Are you folks okay?" asked a baggage agent who'd come after them.
"Where's that train going!?" Kate asked him.
"Uh, I think that's the Chicago train," the agent told them.
"He's-He's going home," Kate realized. Then she became authoritative again.
"Book us on the next train to Chicago!"
"I can't madam, that was the last one for today," the agent explained.
"WHAT!!!??" Kate jumped up and grabbed him by the collar, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IT'S THE LAST TRAIN TO CHICAGO!!!???"
"Well, we just don't have a lot of train travel to the Windy City from here,"
the agent said nervously. "And besides, with the huge snowstorm coming, you'd
be foolish to.."
"I DON'T CARE!!" Kate screamed at him. "NOW GET US A TRAIN, OR WE'LL
HIGHJACK ONE OURSELVES AND....!!!!!!"
"Honey, honey, we agreed we wouldn't be making any more terrorist threats,"
Peter said, taking his wife's arms off the agent's collar.
"Right, right," Kate collected herself. She took a deep breath. "Okay, is
there any bus tickets to Chicago from the...."
"Us, the bus service that stops here doesn't go into Illinois, it only local
service," the agent told her. "There is, however, a rental car company about
a mile outside of town.
"Good," Kate took Peter's hand. "Come on honey, he's going home, and we're
going to meet him there tonight."
"Here we are, turn here," Del said, pointing to a car center on the left side
of the road marked ELMO AND PATSY'S AUTOPIA.
"These people are your friends, Del?" Neal asked him.
"Yep, I bought my first rental car from Elmo and Patsy," Del told him,
hopping out of the car. "They run a very good business, and they don't
overcharge."
"Well, as long as they have something that has four seats and good four-wheel
drive, I'll take whatever they've got," Neal said as they strolled into the
main office.
"Oh, now I can see why you're chummy with them!" Nancy exclaimed
sarcastically ass she got her first glance at Elmo and Patsy, a genuine hick
and hickette. Del ignored this comment. "Elmo, Patsy, merry Christmas!" he
chuckled at them.
"Merry Christmas, Del," Elmo said jovially, shaking his hand. "I hope your
holidays are bright so far."
"Well, I wish I could say so, but it could be worse," Del admitted. "So
Elmo, my friends here and I would...."
Just then there came a crash from the corner. Clark had leaned too close to
a gumball machine and had knocked it over, breaking it open and spilling
gumballs all over the floor. "Sorry, my fault, very much my fault!" he said,
picking himself up.
"Nice, very nice," Neal muttered, stooping down to help pick up the gumballs.
"Don't mention it," Patsy said, although she looked a little upset at the
damage Clark had wrought. 'You were saying, Del?"
"Yeah Patsy, we're on our way to Chicago through Indianapolis, and we need a
car, any car, if that's OK."
"Let's see what we've got," Elmo typed some items in his computer, and then
announced, "Sorry, we're all out."
"WHAT!" Neal gasped, "What do you mean you're all out!? There are cars all
over the damn place out there!"
"They were all sold to a farmers conglomerate just last week," Elmo admitted.
His face brightened. "Wait a minute, not all of them. There's still the
special out back."
"We'll take it," Neal said quickly.
"You sure," Patsy asked, puzzled, "It's really not..."
"We'll take it," Neal repeated, thrusting his Visa card at her. Patsy took
it and ran it through the machine. "Okay, it's all yours. Why don't we go
out back and I'll give you the key."
She led the group out back toward what looked like an auto part graveyard.
Neal took one look at the car they'd bought and shuddered: it was a beat-up
DeLorean that didn't even look fit for the road anymore.
"Are you out of your mind!?" he demanded to Patsy, "That thing's not even fit
for a demolition derby!!"
"Well, it's all we have left, like Elmo said," Patsy shrugged.
"Oh it's not so bad," Del said, running his hand over the car's side. The
rearview mirror broke off in his hand. He shrugged and tossed it through the
open rear window onto the backseat. "She may look terrible on the outside,
but on the inside she's probably a beautiful princess." He leaned in close to
Neal and chuckled, "And look at the bright side, Neal; if anything goes wrong,
we can just go back in time and fix it."
"You've been watching too many movies, Del," Neal whispered back.
Del shrugged again. "Well Patsy, I'll just go pay Elmo and we'll be on our
way," he said, trotting off toward the main office again. Patsy smiled after
him. "Del Griffith, what a unique man," she said.
"If you can put up with him," Nancy added on to her statement.
"Well, I guess we'll get this baby fired up and get rolling," Clark said,
climbing into the driver's seat.
"Oh no you don't!" Neal shouted, hauling him out, "I'm driving! You're not
crashing this one!"
"Neal, would you just relax!" Clark shot back at him.. "I can do better
than.."
"Hey, come back here!" Del suddenly shouted up front. The shower curtain
ring salesman was running down the driveway up front after a disheveled man in
a black leather jacket, but not gaining any ground on him. Everyone ran up to
him. Del was now looking upset as he stared at his wallet. "Oh no, no, no!"
he was moaning.
"Del, what happened!?" Neal asked him, pulling up alongside his friend.
"That jerk just took all the cash in the register!" Elmo yelled, having also
pursued the man, but had been unsuccessful.
"Well that just shows how much people are losing the Christmas spirit in
this world!" Clark commented sourly, looking after the fleeing suspect.
"Well then why are you so upset?" Neal asked Del.
"Because, um, uh," Del seemed unwilling to discuss the topic, but his honesty
was in the way, "Before he took the register money, Neal, he tricked me into
giving him half the money in my wallet."
"Ouch, that's bad."
"Actually Neal it's worse," Del said hesitantly, "I didn't give him my
money."
"What do you..." Neal's question was answered as Del held up the wallet. His
own photograph was where Del's should have been. Immediately he dug out the
wallet in his own pocket. The ID tag inside proclaimed the name DELBERT
OLIVER GRIFFITH next a picture of Del's smiling face. In the confusion of
leaving the hotel room, they must have grabbed each other's wallet in haste.
Neal looked up at Del, upset. "You gave away my money to a thief!?" he asked
accusingly.
"It was an accident, Neal! I swear on my life I didn't steal your wallet!"
Del protested.
"You gave away my money to a thief!" Neal bellowed again, getting right in
Del's face.
Del gulped. "Are you mad at me?" he asked nervously.
Neal forced a smile. "No Del, I'm not mad at you," he said. "Uh, would you
excuse me for a minute?"
He walked off quickly toward the bathroom on the side of the building. Del
turned to the others with a smile. "Well, I'm so glad he's not mad," he said.
"He's just so much of a friend to..."
Just then there came a very loud crashing sound from inside the bathroom,
followed by repeated thumps, over which Neal could be heard yelling, "STUPID,
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the
top of his lungs. After a minute or so, he came out, looking quite relieved.
"Okay, let's get going if we're going to hit Indianapolis by early afternoon,"
he told the group.
"Are you okay upstairs, Neal?" Clark asked him.
"Of course Sparky, never felt better," Neal told him. He extended his hand
toward Del. "Can I have my wallet back, Del?"
"Sure Neal," Del quickly handed it over and took his own wallet back. "Now
let's go before I change my mind."
"Sure thing," Del climbed into the DeLorean. "Okay Marty, let's get the flux
capacitor fluxing," he chuckled, fiddling with imaginary time circuits, "We're
going to need a lot of road to get the 1.21 jigowatts for this..."
"GIVE IT A REST!!" everyone yelled at him.
"Sure, Del gulped, sliding down in his seat. "Next stop, Indianapolis."
"You know, we really took a bit of a risk there, letting all those animals
loose in the school," Cameron told Ferris and they and Sloane walked toward
the auditorium for the annual Christmas break movie, "Someone could have
gotten hurt."
"That's why I ordered it to arrive during classes, Cameron, so nobody would
be in harm's way in the halls," Ferris told him. "If anyone gets hurt, I want
it to be Rooney. After trying to get you kicked out, he deserves it."
"Now, what if he comes after me for lying to him about the tape? He's
probably going to be really ticked about that?"
"Cameron, I don't think we're going to have to worry about Mr. Rooney for at
least until mid-January," Ferris reassured him. "The school board should make
sure of that for us."
They entered the auditorium. "And now he's got one more Christmas surprise
coming, if I've timed it correctly," Ferris continued as they took seats in
the back row.
"What's that?" Sloane asked him.
"Just watch and see, darling; I think you'll find it quite enjoyable," Ferris
told her. "And if the phone call I made during the last class break was timed
right, our special guest should be arriving just in time."
"Never mind about that," Cameron said, lounging back in his seat, "I just
hope the picture's halfway descent. Not like that stupid foreign one they
showed last year."
"Oh, you'll like it, Cam, trust me," Ferris said with a smile as the lights
began to dim. Behind them, the projector roared to life. Slowly an image
popped up on the screen-of Rooney bound to the bedpost and Ms. Horgorth
prepared to whip him. Immediately, the auditorium began roaring with laughter
at the sight of the principal as he was. "I'm always ready, Anita," he was
saying on the screen.
"Very well then, are you?"
"I've been a very naughty boy." The whipping began. Half the audience began
cheering Ms. Horgorth on. Cameron turned to Ferris, shocked. "THIS is how
you're getting me out of prison!?" he asked.
"You take what you can, Cameron," Ferris told him. For a moment, Cameron
looked as if he wanted to further object to this, but just nodded and reclined
in his seat. Across the way, Rooney was horrified.again. He dashed forward
onto the stage, where he jumped in front of himself having sex and waved his
hands wildly.
"STOP THE FILM!!!" he screamed, "STOP IT! This is all a lie! It's a.!"
"EDWARD!!!" came his mother's enraged voice from offstage. Rooney turned
very slowly to see her standing there looking utterly enraged. "Hello
mother," he said weakly, "What brings you here?"
"You told me you had leprosy!" Mrs. Rooney bellowed, storming out on stage.
"Do you know what happens to little boys who lie to their mothers!?"
She grabbed her son and keeled him over her knee before he could get away.
"No mother, don't you dare! Don't you dare!" Rooney shouted, apparently
knowing what was coming.
Mrs. Rooney dared; she began spanking her son in front of the entire student
body. The kids rose to their feet and began chanting, "GO! GO! GO!!" as she
went on. Finally, after about a minute, Rooney managed to break away and ran
for the nearest exit. "Come back here, Edward!" his mother screamed, running
after him, "I'm not finished with you yet!"
"And that's my cue to start the real movie," Ferris said to his friends.
"What real movie?" Sloane asked him.
"Watch and see," Ferris jumped up and ran back by the projector. He picked
up the microphone lying nearby. "And now, my friends," he announced over it,
pausing while the students all turned to toward him to give him an ovation of,
"FERRIS! FERRIS! FERRIS!" for about a minute or so before continuing, "And
now my friends, let's watch the real movie or the day!"
He stopped the bribe film, took it off the projector, tossed it on the floor,
pulled another reel of film out of his book bag, set it up, and turned the
film back on. A wild cheer went up as the familiar figure of Austin Powers
striding down London's streets came on the screen. "I figured we could use a
huge break today from their normal fare," he confided in Sloane and Cameron as
he sat back down again.
"So you picked a film with the ultimate fun-lover," Sloane said, impressed.
"You better believe it," Ferris said, kissing her. "I only wish I'd
remembered to bring the popcorn."
On to Chapter 35
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