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A Shermer Christmas Carol

Chapter Thirty Two

By Chris Fulmer


Kevin's house loomed before him. He smiled to himself. He'd made it home. He bounded up the driveway to the front door. Pulling his spare key out of his pocket, he unlocked the door and stepped inside.

"Mom, Dad, I'm home," he called out. There was no response. He shrugged; after all, it was quite possible they were stuck in L.A. or something and... But just then, from the top of the stairwell, there came two deafening gunshot blasts, and in a flash, two bodies tumbled down in front of Kevin. He gasped in the utmost horror; both his parents had been shot through the head!

"No, please, no!" he cried, shaking their bodies. There was no sign of life in them. "Don't leave me!" he pleaded them, "Not now!"

"Don't worry kid, 'cause yer next!" came the short bad guy's sadistic voice. He and his tall partner somersaulted down to where Kevin was standing, machine guns in hand. Kevin took off running as they began firing mercilessly after him. "Ya can run, kid, but ya can't hide!" yowled the tall one in delight.

"Yes I can," Kevin said to himself. He'd spotted the broom closet just around the corner; if he reached it fast enough, he'd be in a blind spot where they couldn't spot him.

He ran for it as fast as he could and dove inside, closing the door behind himself and leaning hard against it.

"Where'd he go now!?" the tall one yelled in frustration.

"You go this way, I'll search upstairs," ordered his partner.

The sounds of their footsteps tapered off. Kevin breathed a huge sigh of relief; he'd outsmarted them again. This feeling was short-lived, however, for when he turned around, he found himself not in the broom closet, but in a large canyon that looked strangely familiar. Puzzled, he reached back to the door, only to find it no longer there.

Now worried, he called out, "Hello?" hoping someone friendly would respond. There was none. Just then a low rumbling, also very familiar, began. Kevin looked upward toward the top of the canyon, where it seemed to be coming from, and saw with horror a giant wildebeest stampede heading straight for him. Somehow he'd ended up in the middle of The Lion King! He shrieked and took off running as fast as he could up the gorge. From now on, he told himself, he'd cut back on movies before going on vacation.

"Go ahead, run little prey, there's no escaping this rush!" came Scar's voice from somewhere behind the stampede, followed by the insane laughter of hundreds of hyenas.

Kevin looked around frantically for an escape--any escape. The leaders of the herd were almost on top of him now. As with the wolves last night, his legs couldn't go any faster, but he had to. Finally, short of ideas, he simply dove behind a large boulder...and found himself falling down a long hole toward seemingly the center of the earth.

After what seemed like an eternity, he crash-landed on what turned out to be his own bed. Dazed, he looked up at the hole he'd fallen down--only to see it too had disappeared suddenly. He did, however, see a more gruesome sight--his siblings stuck up on the wall, blood dripping everywhere, as dead as his parents. Screaming, he dove under the bed--and jumped back inches from the edge of a deep pit with something eerie-looking at the bottom...

"So, ya like our handiwork, kid?" came the short bad guy's evil chuckle from right behind him. Before Kevin could react, the two of them had shoved him into the pit, exclaiming, "Happy landing, kid!" Kevin grabbed onto a vine about halfway down.

Feeling a brush of heat, he glanced down to see the object at the bottom--near clearly visible as a coffin with his name on it--open up in a violent explosion of flame. Panicked, he scrambled up the vine as fast as he could. The flames leaped high and brushed against his feet.

"Oh no ya don't, not this time!" yelled the tall bad guy. He and his buddy lowered their guns down the pit and shot Kevin a dozen times before he get out of the way. He moaned in agony and released his grip on the vine, falling down toward a fiery grave....

Kevin jerked up in bed breathing heavily. It had all been nothing more than a bad nightmare. He saw the sun shining through the window and breathed a deep sigh of relief.

"You OK there, Kevin?" came Danny's voice from his right, "You were convulsing pretty bad there."

"Yeah, I'm fine now, just a bad dream," Kevin said, taking deep breaths.

"Good, because we've got a big problem," Kayla said, sounding panicked, "Skylar's gone!"

"Where?" Kevin asked. Owing to how he and Skylar had been at odds all yesterday, he really didn't consider this too much of a tragedy.

"I don't know, sometime in the night when we were all asleep."

"Well I'm sure he's just fine, anyway, we don't really need him to get where we're going, not after how he nearly got us locked up all the time yesterday," Kevin said quickly. He slid to the floor. "Come on, we'd better get a move-on if we want to get closer to Chicago today."

"But Skylar could be in trouble, and he might need us!" Kayla protested.

"Kayla, don't take this the wrong way, but he's been nothing but a nuisance to both you and us," Kevin told her. "We're better off without him, honestly."

"But he's like a brother to me!"

"Oh come on, what has he ever done nice to you?"

"Kevin, PLEASE let's find him!" Kayla pleaded him. Kevin looked deep into her eyes, which were being torn up with tears. He felt ill inside, like he was the Grinch taking presents away from an innocent Who child. "Come on Kevin, where's your Christmas charity?" a voice in his head screamed at him. "Oh all right, we'll go look for him," he said in resignation.

"Thank you," Kayla hung her arms around his neck.

"I think I can see some footprints out in the snow," Danny said, looking out the window.

'Which way are they headed?" Kevin asked him.

"Toward the woods to the east...at least I think it's the east."

"Let's go have a look then," Kevin waved for them to follow him downstairs. Once outside in the snow, he examined the footprints thoroughly. Apparently Skylar had been hoping to make a quick jaunt through the woods to a town or something--if Kevin's logic was correct--but from his first impression of the woods, it would be a long jaunt, and judging from how cold it had been last night, it was quite possible that Skylar had frozen to death in the woods. He was ready to tell the others of the unfortunate likelihood of this, when all of a sudden Kayla screamed, "THERE HE IS!!!" Kevin, who had been lost in thought and hadn't noticed anything else around, became aware of a police siren wailing nearby, and, looking up, noticed in a split second Skylar's face plastered against the side window of a police cruiser roaring by on a road he hadn't even noticed the night before just inches away from where he was standing, screaming something Kevin couldn't make out. In that split second, he also noticed the expression on Skylar's face: pure fear and distress. Once again, his heartstrings were tugged at as the cruiser roared off down the highway. For a moment he was quiet. Then came the words he'd thought he'd never say in such a situation: "FOLLOW THAT CAR!!!"

"How?" Danny inquired, "There's no way we'll be able to catch him on foot!"

Kevin saw a truck coming at a rather slow rate of speed. "Everybody jump like a kangaroo for the back of that truck!"

"But Kevin..." Kayla began. Kevin knew he didn't have time to hear whether her comment would be positive or negative; the next car might not be for another half hour or so. Taking her hand, he dashed for the back of the truck and took the biggest leap he could. He hit the side of the rear bumper hard, but managed to grab on to it.

"Wait for me!" screamed Danny who missed his mark and hit the road.

"Grab on!" Kayla extended her hand toward him. Danny poured on the afterburners and just managed to grab a hold of it. Kevin groaned under the added weight but somehow managed to pull them all into the back of the truck, whose driver apparently hadn't noticed them. "Let's hope this is the last time we have to do something like that again," he said after a couple deep breaths.

"But what if this thing isn't going where they're taking Skylar, Kevin?" Danny inquired.

"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go!" Kevin told him. "As long as we hear the siren, I think we'll be fine." He slid down against several sacks filled with produce of some kind. Having seen the expression on Skylar's face moments before had instilled in him some kind of burning desire in him to get his comrade in youth out of custody. He didn't know why he now suddenly felt sympathy toward someone like Skylar who'd treated him with at best grudging acceptance since they'd first met yesterday morning, but he wasn't about to argue with his instincts. Not now, anyway.


"Oh Peter!" Kate ran forward out of the gate and gave her husband the biggest hug she'd given him in years, "I'm so glad you're all right."

"Nice to see you again too, honey," Peter told her. "I had the worst day yesterday."

"So did I," Kate told him. "I don't know how you got left behind, but..."

"Don't worry about it, honey, it's in the past now," Peter picked up his bags off the floor. "So what's the latest news from the front?"

"Mrs. McCallister!" called the trainee from inside the gate. He looked rather enthused. "I just received a report from my superiors; they caught one of the kids your son was with!"

"Where's Kevin!?" both McCallisters asked him at once.

"Uh, no sign of him yet, but I'm sure once this kid confesses we'll know for sure," the trainee admitted.

"So where did this happen?" Peter asked him.

"Clampettville, about forty miles northwest of here."

"Go to the terminal desk and get us the first transportation system there," Kate told him forcefully.

"Now Mrs. McCallister, I can't just..."

"DO IT!" Kate demanded.

"You'd better do what my wife says; these situations get her a little homicidal," Peter told him.

"Right away," the trainee gulped, scurrying off. Peter looked back at the gate.

"Where's everybody else?" he asked.

"They...They rebelled, Peter," Kate told him. "They decided to stay in L.A."

"Why!?"

"Well, they said they were tired of running all over the country and wanted to take the vacation we'd originally planned," Kate admitted. "I was hurt, I'll be honest, but I couldn't sway them to reconsider." She put her head in her hands. "Why did we even have to leave the house again this Christmas!?"

"Now honey, it's not your fault this is happening," Peter told her reassuringly. "First off, it wasn't our idea to go on this trip, it was Frank and Leslie's. I'd have stayed home if we could. Second, if they don't want to help us, that's their choice; you and I can do this good enough by ourselves. And most of all, if Kevin could go through what he's gone through the last two years, he and these others he's with are probably in good shape."

"You're right, you're right," Kate smiled. "I guess I'm just so used to the worst case scenario..."

The trainee ran back up. "The best thing I can get is a bus leaving for the town of DeMayo in about forty-five minutes," he told them. "That's about seven miles from Clampettville; I don't know how we're going to get there from there. Do you want me to book tickets for it for you?"

"Yes!" both McCallisters told him.

"Well then, you'll have to hurry this way; tickets are selling out for it quick," the trainee waved them toward the front desks.

"Oh and before I forget, Buzz is grounded until Memorial Day once we get this whole mess straightened out," Kate told Peter as they followed the trainee.

"What'd he do?" Peter asked.

"He was very curt with me in Los Angeles concerning Kevin, and he made it clear he wasn't sorry about the whole affair last year at the Christmas Pageant after all," Kate explained.

"You know, now that you mention that, I was thinking for a couple months now that he wasn't, just the way I noticed him acting when he thought he was alone after you went up to talk to Kevin," Peter admitted. "I meant to confront him with my suspicions, but then Brooke's suitcase broke open and all, and I forget in all the chaos after that."

"And this probably means he wasn't sorry about the incident two years ago with the milk and the passports," Kate said, connecting a few dots in her mind. She sighed. "And if I'm right about that, then if I'd yelled at him instead of Kevin then, we'd probably wouldn't have forgotten him in the morning."

"Well, like I said, honey, it's all in the past; right now, we've got a bus to DeMayo, and hopefully all this bad luck's coming to an end," Peter put his arm around his wife. "In the meantime, I'm just glad to be back together with you."

"Me too," Kate kissed him on the cheek, "The last thirty-six hours without you have been a nightmare for me." She straightened his purse on her shoulder. "So, what happened to you since Denver?"

"Uhhhh,...." Peter was uneasy relating his ordeal in detail right off the bat, "why, why don't you tell me everything that's happened to you first?"


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