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A Shermer Christmas Carol
Chapter Twenty Five
By Chris Fulmer
Kevin could sense a sharp veering in the plane's path. He suppressed a
slight shiver. Although he and his friends had managed to get on board the plane, he
had no idea where it was going, and he certainly wasn't going to risk arrest by going up
into the main part of the plane and ask where he was headed now that he was once again
wanted by the cops. Plus, he still had no idea what to do once they landed. If he'd known
where his family was (he'd tried calling Denver again back at the train station in
Kansas City, but the lady on the other end of the line had been less than helpful), he might have
tried getting in touch with them, but as he didn't, he was truly on his own...again. Putting
aside Order of the Phoenix, which really hadn't helped take his mind off the predicament at
hand, he crawled out of the carrying case he'd holed up in and looked into Skylar's
case. The former child star was sitting with his back to the front of the case, sulking.
Had Kevin found out about Skylar's history when he'd first met him in the morning, he'd
have flipped with joy, as he'd thoroughly enjoyed A Kid in King Tut's Court when he'd seen
it with (a very reluctant) Buzz last year. Now, however, he was less than thrilled with
this after have seen Skylar's true nature earlier before they'd left Kansas City. He
was, however, interested in burying the hatchet between them, so it was with making up in
mind that he knocked on the front of the case and said, "Hi there."
Skylar turned very slowly. "What do you want?" he asked sourly.
"I just want to ask why it is that you're so bitter toward everybody," Kevin
told him. "What's eating away at you inside?"
"I really don't think that's any of your concern!" Skylar snapped.
"Well I think that if you talk about it, it won't bother you so much," Kevin
said, having a feeling that he was trying to shoot a hole in smoke. "I don't care
how mad I get at times, I've found that when I talk to my parents about problems, they tend
to not gnaw away at me."
"Well I'm sure you come from a great family," Skylar muttered.
"Look, I don't want to pick fights with you," Kevin said, "Trust me, I just
want to be friends. If it's about how you ended up alone in that alley..."
"My parents will be back for me, you mark my words, so why don't you just
stuff it!" Skylar snapped and turned back around.
Kevin threw up his hands in disgust. "Why do I even bother!?" he said out loud. He closed the front of Skylar's case
with a loud slam and slumped over a nearby trunk.
"Don't let him upset you," Kayla said from her case, "he's never comfortable
discussing his family with us either."
"I had a feeling," Kevin came over and leaned against the top of the case.
"So, how's someone like you able to survive on you own without anybody to keep you
company for almost five years?" he asked.
"Well, it helps to have a face that people can't resist breaking up over,"
Kayla said with a small smile. "And plus, the bakery down the street never locked up at
night, so I could just sneak in and help myself to their food."
"Well you know, that's probably not a good idea taking food that's meant for
others," Kevin said.
"If I didn't do it, I'd die!" Kayla protested. "When you live on the
streets, you have to do things you wouldn't normally do to survive. And I don't like
taking other people's things, either, but I really don't have any choice!"
"I guess you're right," Kevin conceded. "If I hadn't used my dad's credit
card to check into the Plaza, I'd probably have had to sleep in Central Park and have
attracted all the creeps in New York."
He slid down into the case. "Two years ago, if I were told I'd be alone for
five years," he told her, "I'd probably have been thrilled like you wouldn't
believe, since I couldn't stand my family. But once you're away from them, you really
appreciate how important they are. I won't lie when I say I'm tired of being left alone. I
just want to be with them for the holidays for once."
"At least you have a family to go back to; I've never had anybody," Kayla
sighed. "I can guess how rough it is, having no place to call home or anyone to care
for you," Kevin couldn't help but be touched. "Well, like I said back in Wichita,
once we get to Chicago, I'll find a place for you. And I think I know someone who'd be
perfect."
"Who?"
"Mr. Griffith, he lives about four streets over from my house, he told my dad
when he installed our new shower curtain rings that he really wants kids of his
own," Kevin told her. "Now he's currently trying to raise one of the worst bullies in town,
but he'll be gone by the end of the summer, so you'll have him all to yourself."
"I'd still like the boys with me, I mean, it's hard to be without them,"
Kayla pointed to Danny, sound asleep in the back of the case, and over to Skylar's
case.
"I'm sure I can arrange that," Kevin said.
Just then there came the sound of footsteps coming down the stairs into the
cargo hold. Kevin scrambled back into his case and shut the door. He hoped this
wouldn't take too long. "So he said, 'I know where this is going, the punchline is, rectum damn near
killed him,'" one man could be heard saying to another, "and I told him, 'I don't
know about the rectum, but the gall bladder was sure acting up!'"
"You really think that's funny, Otto?" the other man said, clearly not
breaking up over the joke.
"Uh, well, I thought it was," the first man said. Through the grating in
front of his case, Kevin could see them inspecting several of the suitcases on the other
side of the cargo bay. "So, I hear Mr. Bramon's planning a big send off to end the tour
tomorrow night."
"That's what Willie said," the second man said, looking at a large steamer
trunk, "I hear he's going to set off..." he suddenly spun around. "Say Otto, do you
hear that?" he asked his associate. It was then that Kevin could hear Danny still snoring
away. He slapped his face. If these guys had any brains, they'd all be discovered any
minute now.
"It sounds like it's coming from in there," the second man pointed in their
general direction. "Do you think it could be those kids the tower said to be on the lookout
for?"
"I don't know, Otto, but I can't think what else could be..."
There was a clanging open of a door. "You'll never take us alive!" Skylar
shouted, taking off running toward the other end of the cargo bay.
"Hey, come back here!" yelled the first man, chasing after him. Kevin
groaned in disgust.
"What's going on out there?" Danny asked, waking up.
"Cover's blown!" Kevin crawled out. He had visions of spending Christmas
behind bars dancing in his head, unless they could get of the plane without
getting caught, although there'd probably be no escape up top, as there'd be probably at least
several dozen guys ready to catch them up there. He glanced around the hold. In the
other corner, he saw an inflatable rubber raft near what looked like a door. He
swallowed hard. He didn't really want to risk diving out of a plane, but it looked once again
like he didn't have much of a choice. He ran over to it and pulled the cord on it marked
INFLATE. The others seemed to guess what he was going to do right away.
"Are you crazy!?" Skylar protested, "nobody can survive a fall like that!"
"It's better than prison," Kevin said, reaching for the handle on the door,
"and if we get decent enough cushioning, we might even come out of it unhurt."
"MIGHT!" Kayla was already horrorstruck at the thought of free falling
several thousand feet to likely doom.
"Just close your eyes and it'll be over in a flash!" was the best thing Kevin
could tell her.
"Get them quick; they're getting away!" shouted the first man as he and his
associate charged right at the four of them.
"Uh, Kevin, I don't really think this is the best idea!" Danny protested as
Kevin swung the door open. Kevin had the same thought as he looked down out the
door; they were about thirty thousand feet up in the air. But just as quickly as this
thought came it flew away. "It's now or never!" he shouted, and with great resolve pushing
the raft out the door, moments before the two men could grab them.
The raft's free fall to the ground probably took only about a minute and a
half, but in Kevin's mind, it seemed to last a lifetime. Almost from the moment he was
airborne, he regretted the decision to jump, as the ground looming below looked very hard.
It also didn't help that Kayla was practically strangling him while screaming in
terror at being up so high. Plus, he didn't realize until it was too late that he would have no
control over the raft's maneuverability. For the first time during this latest separation from
his family, he was worried that he wouldn't live to be reunited with them. He shut his eyes
at about fifteen thousand feet, expecting the end to be near. Fortunately, the raft
managed to come crashing down on a soft hill of snow and slide down into a shallow creek.
Kevin breathed a huge sigh of relief.
"Is it over yet?" Kayla said in a very weak, still terrified voice.
"Yes, we're all..." it was now that Kevin noticed that Danny was now starting
to freak out somewhat. Apparently the fact they were now in water was horrifying
him.
"What's with you?" he asked him.
"Must...water...pouring...escape...!" Danny scrambled frantically out of the
raft and leaped across the water in one tremendous jump, where he collapsed on the
far shore, breathing heavily and still looking pale. Kevin had never seen a more acute
look of terror on anybody's face, not even Kayla's when she'd seen they were taking an
airplane earlier.
"So what's...?" he began, but Skylar cut him off. "You know, for this
group's self-appointed leader, you're really doing a terrible job!" he snapped at
Kevin.
"What?" When did I say I was in charge!?" Kevin protested.
"You've been acting like it ever since we met this morning, and your
brilliant ideas have caused us all nothing but trouble!" Skylar spat at him.
"Hey, I gave you and the others the power to tell me how you all felt, and
you yourself went along with my suggestions!" Kevin said sharply. "If you'd come
up with a better idea than me, I'd have gone along with it with no questions asked! I'm
thinking myself now that I've just made a mistake in doing this, so don't pound it over
my head!"
"You're damn right you made a mistake; now we don't even know what state
we're in!" Skylar screamed in rage. "I should have stayed in the alley!"
"Then why didn't you!?" Kevin inquired, quite interested in hearing the
answer to this.
"Because I thought you could help me to find my family, but apparently I made
a mistake of my own!" Skylar leapt out of the raft and strode over to where
Danny was now starting to pull himself back together. Kevin knew he was right on one
account; there was no telling what state they were in now. He had no idea which way was east or
west anymore, so he now no longer had a way of gauging which way Chicago was. And
now, since they seemed to be in the middle of nowhere (he could see nothing around
in any direction but wide open fields as far as the eye could see), he also couldn't
tell where they were going to spend the night. Flurries were starting to fall, and he was
worried they would turn into heavier snow much like the kind that had caused all the
problems yesterday in Denver. Some of Skylar's words were cutting into him; maybe he
was only causing problems for the others; maybe he should have just left them in the
alley to be content and not have to worry about suppressed fears coming to the surface.
It was while these thoughts were plowing through his mind that he suddenly felt the urge to
look up, and there he saw through a break in the clouds a star brighter than any other
he'd ever seen. It was moving at a swift pace across the sky toward the northwest, and
Kevin, who normally didn't pay enough attention in his Sunday school classes about the
various religious teachings, knew at once what it was for.
"It's the Christmas star," he said aloud, pointing up at it.
"The what?" Danny looked up at it.
"The Christmas star. It's pointing out a safe place for us to spend the
night somewhere in that direction," Kevin pointed off toward the northwest.
"Oh that whole story's a lot of rubbish!" Skylar retorted.
"Have you got any better ideas about where we're going to stay, O'Sullivan?"
Danny asked him. Skylar thought about this for a moment, then shook his head
in disgust and said, "Oh, all right, but I've just about had it with his bad decisions!"
"And I've just about had it with your complaining!" Kevin shot at him. Part
of him was wishing Skylar had stayed in Wichita. He turned to Kayla, who was still
shook up by their free fall front the plane. "Feeling better now?" he asked her.
"No," Kayla shook her head, the terror was still in her face, and Kevin
couldn't help but feel sorry for what he'd just put her through.
"I'm sorry you were scared," he told her, giving her shoulder a reassuring
pat, "and I promise you we won't go on any more planes or anything else that goes
up high."
"Promise?" Kayla seemed bent on making sure his word was golden.
"Promise," Kevin shook her hand. "Come on, we've got to get some shelter
before this snow picks up."
"I've never been to a place as big as this," Tia told Cutter as they strolled
around the Tarquin family farm, a 165 acre property on the western outskirts of
Chicago.
"Well, it's decent, but it's nothing compared to what I used to have in New
York," Cutter told her. "Back there I had a whole top floor of a hotel. You can't
begin to imagine how that felt, to be practically on top of the world."
"When you've only lived in the pits as I have, anything like this is still
great," Tia said. Her feelings toward him had improved throughout the day, as she
steadily realized that he was in fact very much like her: a coffee drinker who always seemed to
be outside the general social structure.
"And besides, you have it lucky that you're an only child, too." she told him
as they sat down on the front step of the Tarquin farm's small two-room
guesthouse that Cutter had told her would accommodate visitors not willing to spend the night
in the main house, "It's really no secret in the house that my parents love my brother the
most. And all the little stain's done to deserve it was to be born a month premature and
then get stuck in the birth canal so that they had to rip open half my mother's chest
to get him out. They still treat him like he's a fragile object."
"The old parental concern that he'll break if he falls, huh?" Cutter
inquired.
"Yep," Tia nodded. "It's a miracle they even let him play hockey." She took a sip from her coffee cup. "So you were saying that..." she started
to say, but noticed Cutter was looking over to the left. "What?" she asked him.
"I could swear that bush over there moved," Cutter pointed to an area between
two trees. Tia squinted at it. "I don't see anything," she said.
"Well, it might have just been my imagination," Cutter shrugged.
"Maybe," Tia shrugged herself (had she glanced to her right at this moment,
she would have seen Chanice leaving the main house, sporting a new fur coat and
giving Cutter's father a kiss on the cheek). "So, you were saying that you used to
be part of a sort of millionaires' club?" she asked him.
"Well, sort of. It was basically the kids of several other business
executives my dad knew well in New York," Cutter explained. "We'd just get together on the
weekends and do something out of the ordinary, like water skiing up the Hudson or
paragliding over mid-town Manhattan. It was fun, I'll agree, and I still kind of miss it all.
I guess you could say deep down that I'm still upset with my dad for moving away from
everything I liked."
"I know where you're coming from," Tia said, "It took me four months to
forgive my parents from moving from Indianapolis."
"What made you forgive them?" Cutter asked, leaning in toward her with his
lips starting to curl up. Just then there came a loud groan from the bushes. The teens turned to see
Buck tumbling head over heels out of the foliage. Tia groaned; there could be only
one reason why her uncle was here now. "Get back!" she whispered, shoving Cutter away
from herself.
"Why...?" Cutter asked, but Tia silenced him with a "shhh!" gesture.
"Well, well, what a happy holiday couple we have here," Buck chuckled as he
strolled toward them. "Mr. Tarquin--or should I say, Tarquin Junior--anyway,
we meet again."
"You're that woman's fiancée, the one my dad spoke with last night in the
restaurant," Cutter recognized Buck.
"Yep, and when you see him next, give him a message for me and tell him she's
all mine," Buck surveyed Cutter closely. "Say, you don't look so healthy there,"
he said staring at his face.
"What...What do you mean?" Cutter shivered nervously.
"You look like you're coming down with what we in the medical business like
to call youngsexotitis," Buck said, pressing a hand against Cutter's forehead.
"Yep, you're burning up inside to dangerously hot levels; that's always a sure sign that
it's coming. Stick out your tongue," he commanded. Cutter did this, albeit somewhat
reluctantly. "Just as I feared, too much salivation; that's even worse," he said, shaking
his head. "You've got a really bad case."
"What exactly are you...?" Cutter began, but Buck silenced him with a hand
over his mouth. "Please, talking only tends to aggravate it," he said, laying the
boy back onto his back on the guesthouse porch. "Now, I might be able to treat it a bit,"
he continued, "I can't be sure, you know, since I'm not a very good doctor, but if you will,
I can try and cool you down; that's the first step toward curing it."
"What do you mean cool me down?" Cutter was quite nervous now.
"Um, will you excuse my uncle and me for a minute?" Tia took Buck by the hand
and led him around to the back of the guesthouse. "What are you doing!?" she
demanded once they were out of Cutter's earshot, "We agreed that you would let me find
my boyfriends on my own!"
"I'm trying to save you from another terrible mistake!" Buck told her, "this
guy isn't right for you at all!"
"Why? Because his dad's connected with Chanice!? Don't let your personal
miseries come into my personal life!" Tia hissed at him.
"How'd you...!?"
"He told me when we came in here," Tia explained, "and it's perfectly all
right with me, and you shouldn't try and use that against me!"
"Look, it's more than just that!" Buck said. "When I was your age, the rich
kids were all sexaholics who used and disposed of girls like they were cotton
balls. From what I can gather from my time in the office, today's rich are still the same, and
this guy..."
"His name is Cutter!"
"Cutter, sorry, hasn't given me any reason to think he won't be bent on doing
the same thing to you."
"But he's different from the others, I swear to God!" Tia protested.
"Well, if I'm not mistaken, Bug was different from the others too, and I
think we both know what happened there," Buck countered.
Tia threw up her hands in frustration. "Now look!" she shouted at her uncle,
"if he does anything illegal, you'll be the first one I'll tell it to, but until
then, just back off this, okay!?"
Before Buck could respond to this, there came the crunching of footsteps on
snow behind them. "Well, if it isn't Chicago's fattest student advisor,
trespassing on my personal property!" said Mark Tarquin coyly, looking at Buck like he was a
swarm of roaches.
"That's guidance counselor, Bill Gates!" Buck corrected him curtly, "and
don't call me fat! And, while you're here, let me just say stay away from Chanice!
I don't know what the two of you may have had before, but she's happy with me now, so
you lay off her!"
"Happy?" Tarquin said dryly, "I don't think so, considering how you broke
your word with her to go look at the engagement cake as you'd said."
"D'oh!" Buck hit himself in the forehead. He'd had a feeling he'd forgotten
something all day, and now he knew what. He hoped Chanice would be in a
forgiving mood, which didn't seem all that likely considering everything else that had
gone wrong over their eight years together.
"And now, considering that you're breaking the law by being on my estate
without my permission, allow me to show you to the gate," Tarquin motioned over his
shoulder to two gigantic men in black suits and dark glasses, who stepped forward, grabbed
Buck by the arms, and began dragging him off.
"Hey, get your hands off me you big apes!" Buck shouted, swinging his legs at
them, "I just got this coat pressed last week!" He glanced back at Tia,
pleading her with his eyes to intercede on his behalf. She shrugged at him and trotted off
toward Cutter.
The guards reached the main gate and hurled Buck over it without any
courtesy. "Yeah, well you better hope history don't repeat itself, or I'll be throwing
you over a fence one of these days!" he shouted back at them as they walked off. He got
up and scraped the snow off himself and trudged up the road toward his car. He just
wanted to get home and drown himself in some champagne and put one of the worst days of
his life to rest.
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